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Thursday, April 15, 2010

Kevin's theory on how to put men v women to sleep

We were walking out of Kroger last night and Kevin was excited because the hockey playoffs were starting. I made the comment that he was going to fill me with carbs so I would fall asleep early and he could have the tv in either room. He said no because I was pregnant that I would fall asleep. I got fake offended and he said something to the effect of: With guys, you just have to give them sex and they fall asleep. With women, you give them sex and get them pregnant and they fall asleep for 9 months.

Friday, April 9, 2010